Welcome to the UK…..

……Terrorists welcome to stay!
To read the full story click HERE.
The gist of it is that some towel heed who wants to kill westerners and is wanted in Jordan for terror attacks has been told he’s allowed to live in the UK so long as he doesn’t play out after bed time.
 This is a fucking joke [...]

Texas grant a stay of execution

Charles Hood has been granted a stay of execution tonight. With TWO stayed executions and only one carried out (Karl Chamberlain) since the supreme court ruled in the Kentucky case that the lethal injection didn’t breach the 8th amendment. It makes me think Texas have made a faux pas somewhere in the last 12 month. [...]

Protect your kids….

…… Walt Disney is coming!

THIS POSTS CONTAINS SWEARING
 I was born in 1979. I was raised on cartoons like Postman Pat, James the Cat, the Mr. Men and of course the hundreds of Walt Disney cartoons.
 I was labelled the class clown and the lovable rogue. I got in troubled with the police when I was about 14 [...]

Can you drive….

 ……One of these fuckers?
 Alright, so we all go shopping and almost everyone uses a broken assed hop along trolley. I’m sure that we all know how to use them but who can actually drive one? I don’t mean who can push one of these around a packed Tesco or Morrisons and knock stuff off the [...]

I h8 txt msg

 
  Either in a text message or an E-mail it’s unavoidable. What do they teach in schools nowadays? It’s definitely not fucking spelling or grammar. Even though I can’t spell for shit I still make a valid attempt and use some letters. What the fuck is M8? That’s just fucking lazy. It doesn’t save time. You [...]

WARNING…..

…….Retards printing warnings!
 
I’m sure everyone has heard of one or two stupid warnings that companies are forced to print on products to cover themselves against lawsuits from complete dribbling spakkas or the down right awkward cunt.
 I’m usually the latter, so to me these ain’t warnings about things being hazardous to my health, but in fact [...]

Chavs……

 
……They ain’t new!
 
 Alright, so before Michael Carroll won £9.7 million quid on the lottery and spunked it all in on crack, smashed in cars and a mangy horse called ‘ King of Chavs ’ No one had ever heard of a chav, unless you were brought up in Newcastle and the name was actually chava. [...]

Guns don’t kill people…..

 
Megadrives do!
 
 With the recent launch of Rockstars fourth instalment of the infamous ‘Grand Theft Auto’ series, opinions across the spectrum are being voiced on its ethics toward society.
 There was already been a case brought forward that
 
“What has happened in Alabama is that four companies participated in the training of Devin … to kill three [...]