Either in a text message or an E-mail it’s unavoidable. What do they teach in schools nowadays? It’s definitely not fucking spelling or grammar. Even though I can’t spell for shit I still make a valid attempt and use some letters. What the fuck is M8? That’s just fucking lazy. It doesn’t save time. You gotta press the 8 on a phone keypad FOUR times to get the number 8 plus the single keypress for the letter M.. you’d press the 6 key ONCE for a M; 2 key ONCE for an A, the 8 key ONCE for a T and the 3 key TWICE for an E.. that’s 5 presses to write the FULL word MATE. So you can’t tell me it easier or less risk of RSI on your thumb!
Have you ever read a message or E-mail from someone who is a message whore? You can’t even understand it and usually manage to make out the point of the message but you will NEVER fully translate it. It’s like a whole new language!
That brings me to thinking what is LOL in French?
I’ve seen Polacks writing STFU (usually after I call them horrible polack cunts) but I’m sure they don’t use the words SHUT, THE, FUCK or UP… so what’s that all about? You see it’s not just abbreviations of words.. it’s a complete new language.
What disturbs me more are the people that not only type this txt language, but also TALK it!! Come on…. Don’t talk to me and say “lol” it’s usually a lie… when anyone types lol it’s to let the other person know that they think something is funny… but when it’s written, the author may have, at the most, a slight smirk on their face. Hadly are they ‘laughing out loud’. So to SAY lol when you clearly ain’t laughing is just fucking retarded.. almost as retarded as someone saying ROFL.
For my research in this field I used the magic of wiki (my best friend!) and really wished I hadn’t! Can society get anymore gay? Here’s some of the entries for txt spk:
If I recall correctly or If I remember correctly becomes iirc
If I recall correctly?? Whisky Tango Foxtrot? (see how I did that! phonetic alphabet not txt spk!!)
Parents over shoulder is pos
What? Who invented that one? I thought POS was piece of shit? This could get confusing! You’re busy trying to get a girl to slip outta her tighty whities and then you hurridly try to tell her that your folks are watching her get down and dirty and she gets all pissed you cause you just called her a piece os shit!!
SvnALMyLuv4U -saving all my love for you
This is just fucking silly.
IMHO -in my humble opinion
Humble opinion? Who, in this day in age, has a humbled opinion? Tell it like it is.. You’re hiding behind a fucking computer screen!!
This is the header text from a txt msg web site:
TXT TALK
You only have 160 characters to type out a text message (sometimes less). So learning sms short hand and slang is a must for those who want to cram everything into one message.
Below is a list of txt slang, colloquialisms, and abbrieviatons. If you cant find what you’re for looking here, you should request it in the SMS FORUM.
I did go to the site and actually register while I was at work cause I thought it would be fun to post a waste of time messages to some waste of time people, but..
I cdnt read the app frm n reg my acc. Nvm.
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