Protect your kids….

…… Walt Disney is coming!

THIS POSTS CONTAINS SWEARING

 I was born in 1979. I was raised on cartoons like Postman Pat, James the Cat, the Mr. Men and of course the hundreds of Walt Disney cartoons.

 I was labelled the class clown and the lovable rogue. I got in troubled with the police when I was about 14 because I wrote my name on a street sign. I had a son when I was 21 with a failed relationship. Now, aged 28, I’m 4yrs into marriage with a 3yr old daughter and another on the way. I’m still the class clown and loveable rogue, I just masturbate a lot more. A hell of a lot more.

I’d like to dedicate my success in life to Walt Disney and the joy he brought me.

 

So, picture my complete fucking annoyance when my wife reads this to me…

 

“There are two issues for us: acculturation and brain development. We have blamed everything from hitting to sticking out her tongue on Disney videos”

 

Excuse fucking me Mrs S. Czurylo (Ann Arbor MI) who likes to post fucking bullshit on Amazon. I dare to challenge your fabrications and run the gauntlet, but please, allow me to make you look more like a cunt…

 

“Our main criticism of the more recent Disney Movies – Little Mermaid, Lion King, Aladdin, Mulan – is the recurring formula of disobedience to parents, through which they save the world, therefore all is forgiven and the end justified the means. This approach was blatently stated in the Black Stallion 2, something like, “I know I disobeyed you Grandpa, but I won!” This is a problem to us as parents trying to establish trust and authority, and this formula is so overused it has become a joke between my husband and me”

 

Does your husband feel the same or do you wear his balls as a hat to continually undermine him? They are fucking cartoons and your child is a fucking person who needs stimulation. Cartoons aint used to teach children how to be a man/woman, that’s your job you lazy cunt. Cartoons are for colours, music and general happy feelings for kids… The year is 2008 A fucking D.

 Believe it or not readers, and this bares no real surprise either…..

 

“My daughter is now four, and I have been through the same question. We do not have t.v. or cable, but have allowed videos/dvds since she was two.”

 

TWO? Like this makes it better.. so until your daughter turned TWO fucking years old she was without T.V, Cable AND fucking DVD’s? Where do you people live? In a fucking basement in Austria? He aint your husband princess, he’s your daddy!

 

Some fucking people, eh!

 

 The thread is basically a slap in the mouth for the man who made kids feel good, and not in the same way as Michael Jackson did, some of these anally retentive people are turning our future generations into complete sociopaths by not allowing them the child curreny of cartoons.

 Check out this fucking butt nuggets post, no points for guessing his fucking name!!

 

“D. Head  says:

I don’t think that all of the Disney movies are bad, but I do think that the majority of the movies have a message that I do not want my daughter to learn”

 

Looks like we got ourselves another one boys, go gets me my shovel.

 

“The Little Mermaid displays the message of a little girl disobeying her father, and in the end getting what she wants because her father feels sorry for her after she disobeyed him”

 

Now, being all manly and shit, I think I saw this once or twice and I kinda remember the plot, but doesn’t she save king Neptunes kingdom for the old hag? Now, in the movie I don’t recall seeing Ariel watching Disney cartoons and look at her morals.. If only her folks had let her watch fucking Dumbo as a kid.. tut tut tut..

 She aint done there though. I think she doesn’t like Mr Disney…

 

“In the Great Mouse Detective, there is a cabaret scene and the female mouse sings that she will do anything for the male onlookers like “taking off all my blues”, and she is wearing a blue dress”

 

Now I aint seen this movie before, but I’m willing to put my cock on the block that good old Walt Disney wasn’t trying to imply that this cabaret mouse is willing to suck cock for a quarter pound of stilton. What was this woman doing watching these? Shit, from time to time I pretend that the movie plot will spiral into a huge fucking orgy, but the movies I watch usually have naked people in and they DO end in orgies!

 

“In 101 Dalmatians, the word idiot is used more than a dozen times!”

 

She’s just clutching at fucking anything here.

 

“In Aladdin, he lies to get closer to the princess and pretends to be someone that he is not. And again in the end, by lying and deceiving, Aladdin gets what he wants.”

 

Like EVERY man hasn’t told a little lie to pretend he was a navy seal or fireman just to get laid. Fucking hell, she’s a princess. Shit, I bet princess Diana of Wales would have to get fed a load of bullshit to sleep with a commoner. Especially someone, say, like a rugby player!

 

Ending with…

 

“As adults we may be able to decipher what is right and wrong but how can we let our little children watch some movies when we are teaching them to not lie, steal, talk ugly or disobey us, as parents. I have not watched Dumbo, Snow White or Bambi in a long time, but I will look into them.”

 

It makes me want to send a complimentary copy of South Park: Bigger longer and uncut.

 

So the whole point of my rant today is that your can’t be a cunt to your children all their life. They will grow older and bigger and come back to beat your punk ass. I’m absolutely fucking sickened at such child abuse in this day in age.

 And the worst part of it all is these kind of people most likely trade cartoons for the bible, teaching their kids that becoming a martyr for others is how life should be and that building boats and flooding the world to cleanse one mans depiction of impurities is the right way to go about things.

 They might as well get their kids to watch fucking Al Jazeera tv and support the Nazi’s

 

 Call yourself parents?

 

 Read the full thread here:

http://www.amazon.com/tag/kids%20dvds/forum/ref=cm_cd_pg_pg4?%5Fencoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx31MZN82NFD337&cdPage=4&cdThread=Tx34N6TTHYJXATI

R.I.P Walt Disney 05/12/1901 – 15/12/1966

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