Attempted? Are you ever gonna succeed at anything? Losers.
Attempted? Are you ever gonna succeed at anything? Losers.
… Here’s a fucking cup.
O.K. So I’m sure you all know that I work for the C.S.A and if you didn’t know that then you should have read this first. So anyway, it’s like 11a.m and as I’m using My best friend, Wiki, and researching the Shetland Island (don’t ask!) and someone reaches over my shoulder [...]
… I’m looking for two cunts with gay moustaches!
As you have probably guessed by my lack of introduction to these benders, that I don’t personally care too much for them. To be honest, I think it’s just 118 in general, but these being the ugly faces of 118, they get the brunt of my wrath.
For [...]
…. Don’t be spakkas.
Why is it now that the vast majority of these do-gooders standing there to help kids cross the roads always seem to do it at a fucking designated crossing?!?
They stand there with there law enforcing yellow jackets and a giant lollypop, which I never understood how the fuck that stick is gonna [...]
…..Just don’t drink and drive!
The BBC have just been made to apologise for showing an episode of Top Gear in which Jeremy Clarkson sips a gin and tonic while driving a fuck-off truck in the north pole. This in a excerpt from the telegraph
“…..the Trust ruled that the scenes in question “could be seen to [...]
