118, can you help me……

… I’m looking for two cunts with gay moustaches!

 

 As you have probably guessed by my lack of introduction to these benders, that I don’t personally care too much for them. To be honest, I think it’s just 118 in general, but these being the ugly faces of 118, they get the brunt of my wrath.

 For the many lucky bastards who are unaware of 118, here’s a brief guide.

118 118 is a UK directory enquiries provider assisting customers with telephone numbers and information.

In the UK we all had ONE number to call to get the information we needed. 192 was a service provided by British Telecom and it worked. Full stop.

118 charges us 40p a minute, then offer the service of connecting us to the required number, failing to tell us they are gonna still charge us at THEIR rate of 40p a minute. The cheeky fucking bastards. So not only do they look like mincy faggots, they like to rape peoples bums. Disgusting.

 Working in bars for a large stretch of my working life, I was often met with stag/hen parties. As obnoxious and just blatantly horrible little cunts that some of them were, I never had the feeling to take a pint glass and insert it into someones eye more that when I had to serve people dressed as those anoying bastards. What is so cool about dressing up like a pervert?

 

 So to end quickly, 118 can just fuck off.

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