… Here’s a fucking cup.
O.K. So I’m sure you all know that I work for the C.S.A and if you didn’t know that then you should have read this first. So anyway, it’s like 11a.m and as I’m using My best friend, Wiki, and researching the Shetland Island (don’t ask!) and someone reaches over my shoulder and places a small white box on my desk. Now, being a government agent (technically I am) and working in the department I do, when I see a small white box placed on my desk and not knowing who the sender was, all I can think of is FUCK! BOMB!! RUN!!!
After the adrenaline rush and the few deep breaths, I manage to muster the courage to look into the box of possible impending doom. Wrapped in that frosted type of plastic bag, I take out a cup. I can only assure you that I was faced with a greater sense nothingness and also wished it to now be a bomb.
The cup itself wasn’t really much of a cup, but more of a plastic coated, plastic handled tankard emblazed with the motivational information that:
In 2007/08 750′000 children benefited from £1billion in child maintenance all thanks to the CSA
And all I could think of is when I was a kid getting a t-shirt from my grand-parents that said “My friends went to Spain and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt” You know the one? So I’m looking at the cup and reading the “In 2007/08 750′000 children benefited from £1billion in child maintenance all thanks to the CSA” and thinking and all I got was this fucking cup? Bastards.
Being the nice gentleman that I am, I give you the option to purchase this never before released mug from ebaY . Genuine bids only!
Click here to visit the auction! Happy bidding you fucking fools!
*Bah, plug pulled on the sale… 100 man hours wasted to deal with ‘cup saga’
Waste of time and money.
AND THATS WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT.
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I’ll pay a million pound for your cup!!