Who you gonna call?…….

   

 

……Butt-Munchers!

 

 

ok, so we have already dabbled on the fringe of my hatred for the company, concept and face of 118 (if not have a quick read of this first) so when I heard they had adapted the Ghostbusters theme song and paid (more than likely) an obscene amount of money to Ray Parker Jr. to star in the add and say “I ain’t afraid of no goats”, I was a little less pleased with the way Mr. Parker sold out to paedophiles in shorts. Come on.. Fucking GOATS? Thats like sayin ‘we can’t think of anything else that rhymes, so fuck it.. say goats’. Fucking pricks.

 So today, I decided to read the news. scouring through the media to find the most retarded story that made print in a vain attempt to confuse the masses that life isn’t really that shit. Then I found this headline:

Beatboxers remix ‘Ghostbusters’ theme

What? So I read it again:

Beatboxers remix ‘Ghostbusters’ theme

Still, it made no fucking sense. so I checked the date of the news article:

Page last updated at 08:17 GMT, Thursday, 5 March 2009

I tried in vain to remember falling into some time warp or something that would make sense of this absurdity. Nothing.

As the video streamed I read the story that followed:

“Three UK beatboxers recorded their own version of the famous ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song and put it on MySpace. But they were in for a surprise when the original songwriter and performer Ray Parker Jr got in touch to say he liked it.”

Well MC ZANI, BELLATRIX and TESTAMENT. You must be so proud. I pose the question though. Was this an idea of your fathers that got lost in the post? Between the 3 of you, you have an average age of an underage drinker. In 2009 what the fuck are you 3 doin ‘beatboxing’? Especially to a song released 25 fucking years ago. Thats like an R&B remix of Bing Crosby’s White Christmas. I see that Ray Parker Jr. got in touch to say he liked it. He also likes 118. And goats.

 To me, making it in the music industry, doesn’t quite cut it when Ray Parker Jr. reminisces about doin a beat box at the old diner before heading to see a James Cagney flick. 

 Do us all a favor and quit hanging around bridges with Ray Parker Jr. and stop doing that fucking retarded thing with your hand. It looks like you are having a seizure. Cocks.

Watch the video here.

Visit the myspace page and laugh here.

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