….Social networking my arse. Once again society has fallen foul to internet takeover. I see that Ashton ‘Dude! Where’s my life’ kutcher has become the proud winner of the Twitter ‘Hall of Twats’ by being the first person to reach 1 million followers. I’m not sure wether Demi Moore is proud or jealous? Its a good job it’s 2009 cause 2000 years ago he’d have been called a messiah with that many followers.
So there are 1 million plus people who are hanging on the edge of their seats just waiting to see what Demi Moore ate for fucking breakfast. You fucking sad cunts.
Also, Twitter has been in the news because some kid “got bored” and decided to make a worm that would repost ‘tweets’. I’m not sure what is the best angle of assault here. The fact he spent the time writing a program to disrupt a site dedicated to spouting shite and not helping him become the next internet fraudster with a 25 figure bank account or the fact he ‘twitters’. Prick.
I still fail to understand how sites like Myspaz, Twatter and Face Butt all declare themselves as ‘social networking’. The way I see it is that you are all UNsociable cunts who sit there, away from the real world and burdens of society, whacking off while Stephen fucking Fry minces on the ‘poop deck’. What ever happened to REAL friends and not just a name with a cunning avatar?
Putting it right 